The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to think of food

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!