- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the power to read your own mind

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to poop glue.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be gay on command.

To have the ability to piss off the police

lol

the power to write comic books

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Pointless Super Powers