The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to write comic books

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!