The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!