- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

Nothing

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to eat socks

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

the power to hear a dog whistle

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to summon a pen, once

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to create a unicorn online.

Pointless Super Powers