- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat socks

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The ability to police irony

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to not finish your....

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to read your own mind

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

lol

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

Pointless Super Powers