The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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I'm a giant di

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power... to move you.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!