make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!