The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to catch em' all

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!