Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to die at will

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to think of food

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!