The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to misspell

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The power to see oxygen.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!