the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to die

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!