- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to poop standing up

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to read your own mind

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to summon a pen, once

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to absolutely nothing

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

Pointless Super Powers