The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to fly in space

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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I'm a giant di

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power... to move you.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!