The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!