The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power of hindsight

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the ability to levitate

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!