- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the ability to levitate

The power to touch your toes

The power of hindsight

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

Pointless Super Powers