The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to be born again

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!