- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

being black

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

Pointless Super Powers