The power to microwave bread

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!