The power to make sense of Donald Trump

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

the power to sit

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

Power to freeze ice.

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to buy free things.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to be normal and average

mint berry crunch

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!