The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!