- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to only see glass.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to change your urine to any color

Pointless Super Powers