the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!