- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to jizz money

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to turn retarted

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to even

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

Vanilla scented blood

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

Pointless Super Powers