- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to divide by 0

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to self destruct

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

Pointless Super Powers