The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!