- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The ability to count to potato

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to self destruct

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Pointless Super Powers