- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to self destruct

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to see in black and white at will.

i love to make shit brix

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to die

the power to jizz money

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to be born again

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

Pointless Super Powers