- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to count to potato

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

75% levitation

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to be normal and average

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

Pointless Super Powers