- Pointless Super Powers

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to break bones at will.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to lower your own ego.