- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to only see glass.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to fall asleep each time you

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to eat bread

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to look TV

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

Pointless Super Powers