- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to eat three times a day.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to be an idiot.

The power to get arrested

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to only see glass.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

Pointless Super Powers