- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to see in black and white at will.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

i love to make shit brix

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to jizz money

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers