- Pointless Super Powers

The power to ignore useful information

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to only see glass.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

the power to eat bread

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to turn food into shit

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!