The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!