The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!