- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to release the bogus

The power to think of a good super power right now.

being black

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to lick your balls.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to become famous on vine

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to turn into a tree

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

Pointless Super Powers