power to pass kidney stones at will

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to write on this website

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to STFU!

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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the ability to think you can fly

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to piss lemon juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!