the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power to say you have no power

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The ability to vote

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to not know your super power

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to shit brix

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have no powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!