the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to die on command.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!