- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to be forever alone

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power to transform into Kanye West

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power of bad luck

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to pee while standing up

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to see in black and white at will.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to smell whore

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Pointless Super Powers