- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to be alone

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

open up pickles glass

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

teleport to the place where you stand

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

Pointless Super Powers