- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to digest corn.

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to get married

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to be powerless

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

anything Aquaman does

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Pointless Super Powers