the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to smell whore

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to get married

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!