- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to control yourself

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power of bad luck

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

Pointless Super Powers