The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to get married

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yo mama

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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open up pickles glass

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!