The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!