- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to be special just like everyone else.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the power to walk on land.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Pointless Super Powers