The power to not have a superpower

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to die

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!