The power to predict the present

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!